1. Don’t try to convince anyone that they are stupid. They will never listen to you.

2. It is good to love animals. They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink beer.

4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.

5. Books are holy. So don’t touch them.

6. Love your neighbor. But don’t get caught.

7. Money is not everything. There’s also PayPal, MasterCard, and Visa.

8. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.

9. Respect the fools to avoid noise, because without them there will be no wisdom.


10. Never underestimate the power of silly people in large numbers.


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