In case you don’t know him well, below is his CV. It’s no other person but the one and only Akpos.

NAME: Akpors Akpororo

STATE OF ORIGIN: Jokes State

DATE OF BIRTH: Past and Future.

GENDER: Male

BANK: Central Bank of Jokes

HOBBIES:
– Telling lies
– Telling the truth
– Sometimes confused about whether to tell a lie or truth
– Sleeping with other people’s wives
– Catching those who sleep with other people’s wives
– Drinking (water plus anything drinkable)
– I can decide to be a houseboy or schoolboy or a worker in an office, in the field, or a factory
– Love asking questions from my teachers, parents, pastor, and friends

RECORDS:
– I caught my Oga’s wife with her concubine in a hotel where they’re doing “skin bori bori,” and  promised I won’t talk to Oga about it. I didn’t talk to Oga about it indeed. I only wrote what I saw in a piece of paper and handed it to Oga.

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
– Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
– Outran a cheetah.
– Fluent in 10,598 languages.
– Killed twitter bird..

SILLY THINGS DONE:
– Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina.
– Snow boarding on Mount Everest.
– Sky diving from outer space.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
– Couldn’t kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
– When a cobra died after biting me.
– When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
– Really don’t like to brag

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