A Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning that he’s leaving for a 3 day prophetic conference.

Wife: Darling, let’s share a word of prayer b4 u leave.

Deacon: Of course, dat’s why I love u.

Wife: Father, in d name of Jesus, I thank u 4 my husband, grant him travelling mercies as he’s going.

Deacon: Amen.

Wife: Father, by ur power, cause his penis 2 stop functioning if he dare commits adultery.

Deacon: (Silent).

Wife: In fact Lord, let him not return home alive after any adulterous act.

Deacon:(starts to sweat)

Wife: Lord kill him if …..

Deacon: Ooooo shut up! Wicked woman, I wont even go again,ah…

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