Akpos is in Sunday School class. Teacher asks each of the students to state their resolutions for the new year. This is what Akpos said: 

I have been sprinkling urine in my papa’s Lipton tea whenever he flogs me. I’ll stop this in the new year. 

Yes, I remember this too. Our neighbor, hmmm. I won’t deflate their tyres next year. I will stop eavesdropping and peeping through their window when they’re making love. 

One word for Akpos. 

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