1. If You Marry A Girl That Can’t Cook, Bros
Your Case
Dey
“MR BIGGS”
.
2. When next you check your boyfriend’s
texts. Ignore
his
chats with girls, and check the ones with
guys. That’s
where the truth is
.
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist
watch is, as
long as it won’t tell you Christ’s Second
coming, its as
Useless as the “P”in Psycho
.
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings
and you are
still
single. Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
.
5. You don’t have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes
from
Above not Abroad.
.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest and
ask,
“Honey have you ever cheated on
me?” …then wait for
your heart to beat fast. .
.
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is
afraid of a
cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a
man is
afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid
of a
cockroach. That’s life
.
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM –
5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago.
BIBLE – 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked
your cane
in kerosene
.
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as
the 2nd and
3rd
app for chats and gossip, but Women Still
retain the
1st position
.
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff
ever made.
So think deep, choose your prison mate
carefully &
sentence yourself wisely to avoid Prison
break
.
11. To those who commit suicide; why are
you So
selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many people are
looking for
who to use for money rituals?
.
12. As a matter of fact, there’s no female
angel in the
Bible.
So if any guy calls you an angel na wash
ooooo.
.
13. And if after reading this you refuse to
Share This
Wonderful Post On Your Wall For All Your
Friends To
Enjoy It Like You Just Did, Then…
The Devil dey dance Shakiti Bobo for your
head….!!!

La so

Old one

Cool tho

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