Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
GuL: Actually I’d rather have the money.


Boy: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking
for a face
like yours.
Gul: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking
for a
face like yours.

Boy:Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was
it twice?
Gul: Must’ve been once. I nevermake the
same
mistake twice.

Boy: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Gul: I must’ve been given your share.

Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Gul : Sorry. I’m having a headache this
weekend.

Boy: Your face must turn a few heads.
Gul: And your face must turn a few
stomachs

Boy: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask meout.
Gul: Okay, get out.

Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Gul: Why? Are you leaving?

Boy: What would you say if I asked you to
marry me?

Gul: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the
same time.

Boy: Can I have your name?
Gul : Why? Don’t you already have one?

Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Gul : I’ve already seen it.

Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Gul: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Gul: Yes. That’s why I don’t gothere
anymore.

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Gul: Yes, and this one will be if you sit
down.

Boy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gul: I’m a female impersonator.

Boy: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Gul : Do not enter.

Boy: Your body is like a temple.
Gul : Sorry, there are no services today.

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