: You’re smelling woman’s perfume. Where did you get it?

: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.
Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth? 
Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams. 
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask silly questions. I want to !!
Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don’t bring them home. 
Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say? 
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep. 

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BKL_jekjwig/

The husband no go slp o

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